EP 112 - This Uterus is Closed for Business

Pascha is using a sick day, so Maggie and Julie discuss old lady pregnancies, Julie’s new reality show Dom or Be Dommed, penpals, powerwashing, and television shows.

fake emotional connection, Whats up fuckface, Love is blind, uggos, work, big reveal, cleats, hockey stick, softball glove, dykiest, love is not blind, dream person, bait and switch, deaf, blind, disabled, get a lawsuit, all about that coin, dog coins, bulldogs, st bernard, oldest pregnant lady, research, multitask, penpal lifestyle, only fans, bismarck, texting penpal, sexting, good day fine sir, crumpets, 73 years old and pregnant, walk, graduate, birth of the child, baby, wah, this uterus is closed for business, neighbor, jeremy, north dakota and minnesota, sex worker, dominatrix, 9 time dom, pasta recipe, christian singles, bisexual catholic swingers club, sweet, switch, dom and being dommed, subbed, dom or be dommed, bobby’s bootie call, kinky sex toys, funny, gem, peach, compliment, legacy, strangle, noose, hot, rolled up sleeves, no physical confrontation, boundaries, therapy, worksheet, minnesota nice, hardship, new therapist, costumes, festive, tropical party, hawaiian shirt, lei, turn the heat up, oven, making cookies, hot hot hot, heat, coconut blender drinks, amazing friends, bumble friends, women, big fish photo, pretty lady, girl next door, midlife comedian, fish guy, sting him along, fish, bait em, get him on the hook, put him in your net, improv, sub par, national parks reviews, artist, drawing of a review, grand canyon, sunset, sandy beach, vacation, sandals beach resort, the office, last season, couple to thruple, stats, listeners, triple digits, we are something, tagline, octopus show, no resolution, story, bird cam, look out the window, spoiler alert, wonder more, ponder, power wash simulator, playstation5, savant, smart, rainman, toothpicks on the floor, talent, early to bed, bathroom, powerwash pascha, paschas powerwashing, powerhouse, no sleeves, get is so clean, show my boobs, pascha isn’t here, singing her praises, fond, fondue, write more commercials, more sponsors, check the email, season 2, american idol, is this going to turn sexual, family here, beating around the bush, family in town, tune in, julies penpal saga, pitch these, netflix executive, BDSM, ins and outs, pun intended, show, EP, executive producer, color commentator, wrestling, WWE, puppies, back, fighting ring, backyard wrastlin’, no blood, no guts, puppy bowl, scooter, rich, nik, trademark, ask legal, johnny cochran, robert kardashian, kim kardashian, kardashian free browser, boobs, caveman, humor, fun, attractiveness, kindness, boyfriend, hairy chest, smarmy, friends, common ground, labia, anatomy, pussy, swimming suit, jiggling, 80’s ballad, average singer, hotties, hate, dig, wrong you, whats up fuckface? Feel good, moment, private moment, the other person, vague, shows, kassen, mn, smoke, cigarettes, microphone, emcee, cold, hashtag callback, podcasting, sponsors, humongous hotdogs, family pack, giant food item, chicken nugget, gigantic food item, sweet, tiny sweet treat, pie, make it bigger, junior mint, snickers, family size snickers, slice of snickers, binge eater, bombshell, cliffhanger,